Franz · 24 · M
But none of the above should matter.
Unless you're hitting on me.

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poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

(via ilovecharts)



#oh 


Anonymous: Tbh with my taste in women I'm scared I'm gonna get punched in the face or beaten every time I want to flirt. I mean, I am a Brazilian Jiu Jutsu blue belt (~3 years training) but I have crippling social anxiety. I feel you man. Probably not exactly the same, but I feel you.


Ahahah definitely not the same case, but everyone has their own problems and it’s fine to admit that. I’m not the most outgoing person either. Sometimes I just have to kick my anxiety in the face and it kinda works every now and then.




dlubes:

why does dating as a gay man have to be so fucking difficult? why cant i flirt with other guys or hit on them without fearing that im gonna get punched in the face or beaten? why is it just expected that everyone is straight? why cant i go to a book store or a coffee shop or a park and flirt with a random stranger and get their number like every straight person is able to do its just not fair

(via adagioformaves)

#sigh 


toysters:

Sideshow: Dinosauria - Mosasaur statue

Открылся предзаказ. Цена $299.99. Выпуск намечен на ноябрь 2014. Обсудить…

(via lostbeasts)





Humans are overrated.

I have no other choice :c

P.S. get online soon (if you can)



I’m enjoying a week long holiday but I’m bored to death.

I need human interaction.

Halp.





blackescargot:

I really like her outfit in the new episode, so here, have a quick Marceline.

blackescargot:

I really like her outfit in the new episode, so here, have a quick Marceline.